This morning NASA sent off a probe to Pluto, but let me tell you, I don't need no fancy high speed thingy to discover my own planet in the last few days. This planet is situated... get this... on my leg.
Yes, I speak of a pimple. On my freaking leg. Who gets a pimple on their leg? I mean that rhetorically but clearly the answer is me. I don't know why or how but somehow it appeared on the lower half of my leg earlier this week, and from the looks of it, it's here to stay for a while. And it's not just a little one either, it is HUGE and stands out like dog's balls. So in this 35+ degree weather I can't even wear a skirt to work. Bastard of a thing!
You wear a skirt when it's 35 degrees out? Jeez, woman! You must be brave.
ReplyDeletePeople here, when the temperatures falls to 75, everyone start wearing jackets and sweaters.
Damn yanks... :P
ReplyDeleteIts not a zit Mel its probably gas..
ReplyDeleteno its probably an ingrown hair.
Seriously