Warped sense of humour
I don't know why I found this classified funny, but I did. Spotted it today.
Date Placed: 11/3/2004
Wanted: Stolen motor vehicle returned, please
Pale yellow XF Falcon stn wagon, UZL 411 stolen Tues 9 March. Has (or had!) built-in chrome roof rack, sun visor,drivers side weathershield,towbar,UHF aerial. ANY information leading to the return of vehicle and contents would be gratefully appreciated